Today Topic Is Sex?!

Funny huh with today, is like everything oso got related to sex.. Bio oso got sex, English oso got sex,Critical thinking got sex ~ worst of all application form cant evade to see sex in it haiz haiz.
Then the news paper report a man in some where will Had Sex *rape* those girl just puberty.
Dumb=.=~ Sum more my class mate keep tALk bout sex aiks ! There it come my lame joke's
It origin from a malay girl who is just got 18
Aishah went to Ambank to open an account and she know nothing bout the procedure so she approached to the enquiries booth.
Aishah:"Urm Kak nak minta bantuan sikit, ku nak buka account kat sini nak macam mana ah?"
The admin girl replied:"Owh senang je, tulis data cik dalam form ini ja"
When Aishah filled till some where she stop and her face turn red.
She asked:" Ni macam pun mesti jawab a*blush*"
Admin girl answered:" Arh ya, Kalau tidak ,process tak kan complete a"
Aishah thought awhile, then she submit the form to the admin girl
Guess what?
  1. Name: Aishah Binti Bohnee
  2. Age: 18
  3. Marital Status: Single
  4. Sex:90 satu month* she thought F/M~how many times per month
  5. Date/Hari:Hari mau* hari hari pun mau
B or G
Simon , Ah Teng and Ah Lok went to gym to sign up as member. So they were given a form to sign up.
Ah Teng:" Eh eh Simon , B and G is what arh?"
Simon:" What you asking ?"
Ah Teng:" Neh, here the B/G. "
Simon:" Ai yo, ask Ah Lok arh since he always filled form for insurance cases."
Ah Teng:"Eh! Ah Lok the Sex one a need circle where arh?"
Ah Lok:" U arh, Eat till so big oso duno Male and female meh?"
Ah Teng:" Sure i know la but B and G stand for what?"
Ah Lok look properly on the form and saw this B /G .
Ah Teng :" What u think a?"
Ah Lok:" Hmmmm ,B is bapok ,G is Gay"
Ah Teng:" You Sure or not one ,You dont play play o.Then I need Underline which?"
Simon:" You both a so stupid one, this also dont know"
"G is GAng,B is Boo la,So G is male B is female lo"

Gang in hokkien = Man
Boo in hokkien = Women

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