Day after Vs Malaysia bench player,Jackie

Man, it's darn exhausting playing badminton with a Malaysia national bench player. Was first having double match with my church senior, all of sudden Jackie came call to play single with him. Sure i don't wan to play* if is u oso wont play vs him la* But my church mate played with him and a result of 21-01. How am i suppose to get more point? Sad case the next victim is me ... Tried my best to score more but is quite tiring knowing my skill and moves are already been analyzed . Quite good enuff to score 21-04>.<(old rules with 21 point) Man my backside and tummy muscle pain sia. Anyway today when i was talkign with my college mate.Well guess wat? my lame and dumb instinct came! IS about kao peh kao bu* verb to describe ppl tat u not close with come and state tat he or her are like closed to u* or could say literally depend on father depend on mother * in hokkien. See what i crack up after my critical thinking class^^

Simon was in an Critical Thinking*English* class one day
Teacher: "Class, do you know the meaning of parents?"
Simon: "Yes, teacher, it means father and mother"
Teacher: "Good. Can you give me an example?"
Classmate A:"Cock! ! !and hen.."
Laughter burst out all of a sudden in the class.
Classmate B:"Bull and cow"
Teacher:"Simon, anymore example u want to add in?"
Simon: "Sure. Cowboy's parents means cowboy's father and mother. Also can say Cowboy's father is Cow Pay & Cowboy's mother is Cow Boo. So together we say Cow Pay Cow Boo”. (KPKB). The English teacher fainted at Simon’s remarks and applied for a transfer to get away from him.