New lame'ness

Aiks pity na TZia kena hacked.Some more got a funny guy keep bragging and took up like thousand space in her Chatbox.. Double pity.... Kinda remind me back when ma acc tio de same thing as her hrmp.. assignment, exam... Club.. im so going to off nerve d ..sad case sia Tired.. bored.. and what can i say.. emo~ haiz Mistake repeated Simon with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor- but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So kena lor!" "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. When the doctor finished treating Simon’s right ear, he proceeded to treat Simon’s left ear. The doctor was curious and asked Simon, "I know what happened to your right ear. But why is your left ear also red ?” Simon replied, “That stupid fellow called again !!!” Can Simon Think? An Englishman, an American and Simon were called upon to test a lie detector. The Englishman says, "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer." BUZZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Okay, I was lying, I can only empty 10 bottles."And the machine is silent. The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers" BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Okay, I was lying. I can only eat 8 hamburgers."And the machine is silent. Then Simon says, "I think …………" BUZZZZZZ, goes the machine. (If you did not catch this one, the machine buzzed because Simon cannot think )

Simon’s Theory on English Spelling

Aoccdrnig to Simon's theroy on Enlgish, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a
toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

I think all of us can understand what Simon wrote above. So he must be right. So Simon can be quite clever after all.