Cool down ~ i need to concentrate on my study. i Shun think of her . no way ! she got He in her. What am i worth a post in her? i dun think is any penny cost. Man i kept thinking till i lost every match in my badminton. darn.. i cant even play chess!Cool down man i need to cool down!
LAme joke of the day
Simon was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, they took Simon down and enrolled him in the local
After the first day, little Simon came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn’t greet his mother with a kiss. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Simon was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down for dinner and to her shock, the minute he was done he marched back to his room without a word and in no time he was back hitting the books as hard as before.
This went on for some time, day after day while the mother tries to understand what made all the difference. Finally, little Simon brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table and goes up to his room and hits the books. Again, with great trepidation, his mom looked at it and to her surprise, little Simon got an “A” in math.
She can no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and asked: "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns that make you study this hard?" Little Simon looks at her and shakes his head. "Well then." she replies, "was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms. WHAT was it ?"
Little Simon looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of school, I saw this guy hanging on the cross and I knew they weren't fooling around."
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