Being lame again thinking too much of Her

Frozen gravity

Simon was in New Zealand and was discussing with Ah Teng and a Canadian about how cold their countries were. Ah Teng said, "It is so cold in Russia that when you pour a drink, the water is changed to ice immediately. So you have to warm the cup before you can drink".

The Canadian said, "That is nothing. In Canada, it is so cold that when we speak, our words are frozen and become ice in the air. So we have to take the ice and heat it up before we can hear the words.

Simon listened curiously and was determined not to be left out of the conversation. So Simon said,
 "That is nothing. In New Zealand,  it  so cold  that when the sheep jumped over the fence, they were
all frozen. So you had all the sheep frozen over the fence. 

But the Canadian and Ah Teng were not impressed. So Ah Teng said, "Simon, you are not telling the truth. How can the sheep be suspended in the air ? Gravity will definitely pull them down. So Simon replied, "Aaaaiiiiihyah……even the gravity also frozen mah ".

Single and Married

Simon was with his American and English friends at a bar in New York. The bartender asks, “What would you like sir ?”
The American replied "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
The Englishman replied : "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."
The bartender approaches Simon and asks, "And what about you , Sir?"

Simon replies: "Simon Kong Sai Weng, MARRIED."


Haiz~ lonely with no teng to disturb haiz