1 day 1 Lame Joke to keep u awake^^

Key Locked Inside the Car

Simon and Ah Teng mistakenly locked the car in a hurry and forgot to remove the key inside the car. Realizing the mistake, Simon asked, “Why don't we get a coat hanger to open it.”. “No, that won't work” answered Ah Teng. “People will think we're trying to break in”.
Then Simon suggested, “What if we use a pocket knife to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the lock?” “No,” said Ah Teng. “People will think we're too dumb to use a coat hanger.” Then the “Kan Cheong” Simon shouted, “We'd better think of something fast. It's starting to rain and the car's sunroof is open”

Lie Detector

An Englishman, an American and Simon were called upon to test a lie detector.
The Englishman says, "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer." BUZZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Okay, I was lying, I can only empty 10 bottles."And the machine is silent.
The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers" BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Okay, I was lying. I can only eat 8 hamburgers."And the machine is silent.
Then Simon says, "I think …………" BUZZZZZZ, goes the machine.

(If you did not catch this one, the machine buzzed because Simon cannot think )